My tribute to BB King's Why I Sing The Blues
Kitamba
Why I Watch Porn
 
C'mon now!
Everybody wants to know
Why I watch the porn.
Yes, I say everybody wanna know
Why I watch my porn.
I've been jerking off for a long long time
I feel so tired and worn.
 
When I first watched porn
I learned a magic trick.
I felt like prick of little thorn 
And touched my tiny dick.
Now everybody wanna know
Why I’m watching porn.
I've been jerking off for 20 years
I am so tired and worn.
 
Well, I know I can’t sing
Instead of it I watch porn.
My cock is tiny and thin
But still as hard as horn.
I’ve been jerking off for so so long
So I don’t have to learn.
 
They tried to persuade me
That I need another way.
Just tell myself: I made it
As if it was my final day!
But I stayed with porn.
I was watching my porn.
I was jerking off like a filthy beast!
My skin’s about to burn!
 
I’ve been inhabiting my inner ghetto
Since this very last decade.
I drink my tea with Amaretto.
I’m unique at any rate.
So I watch my porn
I drink while watching porn.
I created my own lifestyle.
There’s no need to mourn.
 
They told me that I had to stop.
They told me how I had to quit.
They even offered me a job.
Just give up this immoral s**t.
But I ended up with porn!
I can’t help watching porn!
I’ve been jerking off for the whole life.
I don’t regret I was born.
 
Guitar solo
 
I’ve lived my life without love.
I am unhappy and alone.
My palm is heated like a stove.
My nights are dark and very long...
I am watching porn!
Guys, I do watch porn!
I live in my wonderland
Just like a pink unicorn.
 
 
I am not insane!
And I don’t wanna cry!
I’m not gonna complain!
I am a strong brave guy!
So just give me porn!
I need plenty of porn!
I’ll be jerking off till the end of time
When the Universe torn!!!
 
Yeah! That’s all right!